- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's long and black The unemployment line

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What's the difference between a duck?

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Ehh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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