- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

My spelling is horrible

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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