A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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