Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Neither did she.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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