- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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