- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

The diamond one below is hilarious.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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