- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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