- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

penis. nuff said.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

every knight i see an owl at window

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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