- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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