- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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