- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

how do you call someone? use a phone

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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