- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

irish man drinking john smiths

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

autistic kids rock

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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