- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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