- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

The holocaust

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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