A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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black chicken. kfc

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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