- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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