Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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