- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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