What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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read this sentence again.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Black people stink of shite!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Women's Rights

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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