Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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