A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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