Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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penis. nuff said.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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