- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

someone called someone else a frog

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

The GOV and the WHO?

Albert your flies undone.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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