- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

you will like this because i am black.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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