Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Anti Jokes = Drained

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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