- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

guess what? bannanas

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*