- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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