- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What do we call Osama? Osama

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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