- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

angelo snyder is not ga

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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