roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Mooses

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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