What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A guy walks into a bar

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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