- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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