- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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