Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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