- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What is white and long? A New York winter

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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