- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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