- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

your face

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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