Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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