- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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