What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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