a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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