- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Ross.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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