- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

penis. nuff said.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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