- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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