Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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