Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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