- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Women's Rights..

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

quantum physics?

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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