- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A bar walks into a man

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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