- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Who is John Galt?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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