Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Dead girls can't say no.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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