What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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whats white jizz

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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jews

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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