- Anti Joke

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Will nearis is here! Get it

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Drew Knowles is gay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Will nearis is here! Get it

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Drew Knowles is gay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka