whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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