Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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