Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Knock knock... Home invasion

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Black people stink of shite!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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