- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Feminism.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Andoni was here

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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