- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

someone called someone else a frog

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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