Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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