What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

woman's rights

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Please don't shoot me

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Ehh

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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