- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

How would you rule?

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??