- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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