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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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