Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

penis. nuff said.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

womens rights

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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