Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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womens rights

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Read a Book.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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