- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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