What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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penis in the camel

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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