- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

I C U P White stuff

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

SHUT UP JP

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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