What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Turkey Balls

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Women's Rights

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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