- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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