- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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