Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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