- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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