- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Women's Rights

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Take wrong turns

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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