If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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