- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A man was shot. He died.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

My mom

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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