A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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12 in general

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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