- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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