Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

autistic kids rock

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Anti Joke

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