- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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