WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Canadians

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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No your aunties a joke

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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