- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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