Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Ehh

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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