Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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