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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Robin, get in the car!

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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