Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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