So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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