- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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