- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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