Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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