- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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