- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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