What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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