- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

whats brown and sticky? Doody

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Once upon a time a was born

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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