- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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PIED NINNY!

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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